WarioWare Move It! Worth giving Wario your money?

Wahahahaha!! WarioWare Move It! is out, and you know what that means! An article. The game WarioWare Move It! came out around last month, so this article is a tad bit late. Let’s go ahead and get into it.
by Colton Wise

Wahahahaha!! WarioWare Move It! is out, and you know what that means! An article. The game WarioWare Move It! came out around last month, so this article is a tad bit late. Let’s go ahead and get into it.

We all know Wario, he loves Garlic! The game actually starts with Wario ordering 50 garlic burgers. Because of this, he wins a vacation where 20 other people can come along, just enough for the entire WarioWare cast! Wario isn’t pleased at all with it, but he decides that it shouldn’t sour his vacation. 

After some interactions with these stone-dealies, we begin our first level. Now, this is a small nitpick I have with the game, whenever it teaches you formations you cannot skip the lore explanation as to why “The Voice,” made the pose, it isn’t that interesting and I’d rather skip it, but they only play it once. 

The minigames themselves are fun, at least most of them. Wario’s level includes a boss with some octopus Wario- it’s funny but easy. After all that, you carry on to the next few levels, as you get to choose from three of each after you finish Wario. The game itself is generally fun; I enjoyed it thoroughly until… Jimmy T’s level came in. 

I’ll spare you most of the details, but Jimmy T’s boss is quite admittedly the worst WarioWare boss ever created, it requires you to use the pounce formation, which already wasn’t very pleasant to play with, at least for me. The controls in it are barely responsive, it requires you to either flip your controller or pick your controller up and set it back down, it wouldn’t be that bad if things actually decided to respond. Other than that Jimmy T’s level is okay, I like how he’s riding a shark instead of a surfboard. 

The bosses are pretty simple, they feature all the previous level characters (besides Wario), are on a tour bus, it’s just a mix and match of mechanics from their levels, and a harder version of the boss from one of the last levels. 

After all of that is done, Wario goes on to find treasure in a cave, looking around and managing to find the old ritual place for “The Voice” going to take it’s statue, since it was the biggest. What a mistake that was, a hand comes out and yanks him into the hole where the statue was, Wario becoming a volcano in the process. Everyone has to dance in order to stop said volcano. Dumb, I know, but for WarioWare, it works. Such as every Wario final boss level is in these games, you’re met with Wario-themed minigames left and right. 

The final boss requires you to be in sync with these pink Wario dancers, you being a purple one. It definitely took me a while, but I beat it. Short but sweet game.
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All in all, Jimmy T has an awful boss level but the rest of the game is pretty fun. Wah!